Six pearls of Wisdom to Remember

1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only bcoz its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk.
6. Smoking kills but at least you looks cool.